Dear women everywhere.
I finally figured out the trick to losing those few final pounds you just CANT shake off!
Its so simple you don't have to do a thing!
All you need to do is...... develop an agonizing kidney infection that leaves you writhing in pain for............ oh i don't know........a week or so!
you are in so much pain that your appetite just goes..........PAZOW! ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE!!!!!!
* side effects may include nausea, vomiting, acute pain in lower back and abdominal area, traces of blood in urine, intense pain whilst urinating, high fevers, possible admission into hospital and angry/scary nurses
i'd rather be fat i think...
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