Sunday, November 21, 2010
Friday, November 19, 2010
See You Next Tuesday
Fuck me ive been lazy.
Jesesu Christo!
Things i have done recently
1. Saw harry potter 7 (tonight, worth every calorie)
2. Went on a cruise
3. found out what Kim Kardashian is famous for.......oh Kim.
Once again dreading going to TAFE,
fuck you Katoomba I hate everything from your train station to the derelicts that walk your streets.
Jesesu Christo!
Things i have done recently
1. Saw harry potter 7 (tonight, worth every calorie)
2. Went on a cruise
3. found out what Kim Kardashian is famous for.......oh Kim.
Once again dreading going to TAFE,
fuck you Katoomba I hate everything from your train station to the derelicts that walk your streets.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
mochCHINO
Shnibble shnobbly fazooka pinkle rabbit whosoozles wizze fatntasia oh bookie willypong zillzlagger pokshnocler fazzomba!
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
snubble
Today after I caught my return train from Katoomba to Penrith, I was a little surprised at the tone the automatic door thingies you feed your ticket into took with me.
For the first time in about 9 months I actually looked at what it said as I was inserting my ticket.....and it said.......and I still cant believe it........ 'ticket captured'
I KNOW RIGHT??
That machine was unrightfully boasting! as if it had some how lassoed my ticket from me as I was leaving the train instead if me meekly feeding it my ticket.
Oh ticket machine, you have made a powerful enemy
For the first time in about 9 months I actually looked at what it said as I was inserting my ticket.....and it said.......and I still cant believe it........ 'ticket captured'
I KNOW RIGHT??
That machine was unrightfully boasting! as if it had some how lassoed my ticket from me as I was leaving the train instead if me meekly feeding it my ticket.
Oh ticket machine, you have made a powerful enemy
Sunday, September 5, 2010
really? i mean seriously?
Its been a while since ive surfed the blog net and Ive just been reminded of why I dont do it very often.
Their are some hysterically lame blogs out there.
I know mine is nothing special but....ahaahahah.......its still leagues above theirs.
Yes its mean, but Ive even added a few of the more religious ones to laugh at when Im feeling down.
Their are some hysterically lame blogs out there.
I know mine is nothing special but....ahaahahah.......its still leagues above theirs.
Yes its mean, but Ive even added a few of the more religious ones to laugh at when Im feeling down.
Merry christmas!
Today is fathers day.
poor dad, I think that it was I who bought the biggest blip of a present.
My family LOVES games, i mean....LOVES GAMES.
I thought rather than the typical pictionary/cranium lines we usually run along Id try for something a little more abstract-an abomination by the name of Diplomacy- resulting in an
instruction manual as thick as my hand that poor dad has spent the past hour and a half trying (and in my opinion failing) to understand.
He thinks I dont know hes only doing so as to not hurt my feelings, he doesnt understand that if the positions had been reversed I would have hurled it at his head and hour and fifteen minutes ago.
poor dad, I think that it was I who bought the biggest blip of a present.
My family LOVES games, i mean....LOVES GAMES.
I thought rather than the typical pictionary/cranium lines we usually run along Id try for something a little more abstract-an abomination by the name of Diplomacy- resulting in an
instruction manual as thick as my hand that poor dad has spent the past hour and a half trying (and in my opinion failing) to understand.
He thinks I dont know hes only doing so as to not hurt my feelings, he doesnt understand that if the positions had been reversed I would have hurled it at his head and hour and fifteen minutes ago.
Sunday, August 29, 2010
lampost
I find it amusing that the most popular method these days of finding out whether or not somebody likes you anymore is by observing how far you drop down their friends list on facebook.
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