MY WISHLIST FOR THE DAY
1. I wish that i could fly- preferably without the need for a brromstick, just like voldemort
2. I wish Hogwarts was real
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
oh dearie dearie me. No turtle stew for you sinorita.
Today is Tim Burton day for Matthew and Caitlin.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
About half an hour ago i noticed a dull ache in my crotch. The pain continued to grow until finally I had to excuse myself from our movie of choice for the time to go and seek confirmation of the thing i was beginning to dread.
The painful truth.
I.HAVE.AN.INGROWN.HAIR
from my last brazillion.
In places where one should NEVER develop ingrown hairs.
So here i am now, waddling around and trying to pass of my ailment to matty as a leg cramp.
It hurts, oh the pain. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...... I feel very sorry for me.
This could really impact on my duck feeding abilities.
Would my beloved ducks still eat my bread if they knew i was thus tainted?
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Today is sunday the 27th of June 2010. 11.24pm.
Today has been a good day for me.
Tired and weary of bumming around, depressing people with my more so depressing attitude i have decided to branch out. Yes i am no longer a sturdy wall flower, beautiful caterpillar emerging from its cocoon.
Gone are the days where i spend the most part of my day watching re-runs of sailor moon whilst chain drinking mug after mug of peppermint tea before slinking into the bathroom for a further four hours to wallow over my uneven eyebrows. I am welcoming the future months of constant study, gym sessions and generally reconnecting with the world. Hoorah!
I am thus starting this blog to give me something to do on these lonely, lonely evenings.
Regardless of whether or not anybody reads this, i still think its more constructive than watching back to back episodes if ren and stimpy into the early hours of the morn.
Tired and weary of bumming around, depressing people with my more so depressing attitude i have decided to branch out. Yes i am no longer a sturdy wall flower, beautiful caterpillar emerging from its cocoon.
Gone are the days where i spend the most part of my day watching re-runs of sailor moon whilst chain drinking mug after mug of peppermint tea before slinking into the bathroom for a further four hours to wallow over my uneven eyebrows. I am welcoming the future months of constant study, gym sessions and generally reconnecting with the world. Hoorah!
I am thus starting this blog to give me something to do on these lonely, lonely evenings.
Regardless of whether or not anybody reads this, i still think its more constructive than watching back to back episodes if ren and stimpy into the early hours of the morn.
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