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Shnibble shnobbly fazooka pinkle rabbit whosoozles wizze fatntasia oh bookie willypong zillzlagger pokshnocler fazzomba!

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Today after I caught my return train from Katoomba to Penrith, I was a little surprised at the tone the automatic door thingies you feed your ticket into took with me.
For the first time in about 9 months I actually looked at what it said as I was inserting my ticket.....and it said.......and I still cant believe it........ 'ticket captured'

I KNOW RIGHT??

That machine was unrightfully boasting! as if it had some how lassoed my ticket from me as I was leaving the train instead if me meekly feeding it my ticket.

Oh ticket machine, you have made a powerful enemy

really? i mean seriously?

Its been a while since ive surfed the blog net and Ive just been reminded of why I dont do it very often.
Their are some hysterically lame blogs out there.
I know mine is nothing special but....ahaahahah.......its still leagues above theirs.
Yes its mean, but Ive even added a few of the more religious ones to laugh at when Im feeling down.

Merry christmas!

Today is fathers day.
poor dad, I think that it was I who bought the biggest blip of a present.
My family LOVES games, i mean....LOVES GAMES.
I thought rather than the typical pictionary/cranium lines we usually run along Id try for something a little more abstract-an abomination by the name of Diplomacy- resulting in an
instruction manual as thick as my hand that poor dad has spent the past hour and a half trying (and in my opinion failing) to understand.
He thinks I dont know hes only doing so as to not hurt my feelings, he doesnt understand that if the positions had been reversed I would have hurled it at his head and hour and fifteen minutes ago.