Today is Tim Burton day for Matthew and Caitlin.
Oh. Oh. Oh.
About half an hour ago i noticed a dull ache in my crotch. The pain continued to grow until finally I had to excuse myself from our movie of choice for the time to go and seek confirmation of the thing i was beginning to dread.
The painful truth.
I.HAVE.AN.INGROWN.HAIR
from my last brazillion.
In places where one should NEVER develop ingrown hairs.
So here i am now, waddling around and trying to pass of my ailment to matty as a leg cramp.
It hurts, oh the pain. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...... I feel very sorry for me.
This could really impact on my duck feeding abilities.
Would my beloved ducks still eat my bread if they knew i was thus tainted?
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